Saturday, December 01, 2007

Don't blame my hubby..

I any of you finds my headless, and therefore DEAD, body laying in my backyard, please don't arrest my husband. I asked him to do it. I have a cold. I want the whole upper third of my body removed, then maybe I'll feel better.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Don't you wish there was some kind of a device you could stand in, and it would just suck all the crap out of your sinuses and chest? I do. 'Course, it would probably suck out more than crap, and I'd end up not needing to wear a bra anymore.

I don't have a cold, I'm just COLD. The temperature dropped more than 30 degrees in just a few hours, and the wind is blowing so hard I keep thinking, "Auntie Em! Auntie Em!"

Karen said...

I feel your pain. Want to share my Elavil?