I any of you finds my headless, and therefore DEAD, body laying in my backyard, please don't arrest my husband. I asked him to do it. I have a cold. I want the whole upper third of my body removed, then maybe I'll feel better.
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Don't you wish there was some kind of a device you could stand in, and it would just suck all the crap out of your sinuses and chest? I do. 'Course, it would probably suck out more than crap, and I'd end up not needing to wear a bra anymore.
I don't have a cold, I'm just COLD. The temperature dropped more than 30 degrees in just a few hours, and the wind is blowing so hard I keep thinking, "Auntie Em! Auntie Em!"
I've survived (with very little bruising) an older sister and brother, raising 4 teenagers, and growing up in NJ. I've recently become a mother-in-law, twice, AND a grandma! My granddaughter Addison was born July 21. I'm a daughter of The King who reminds me daily of His unfailing love for me. He gives my life purpose and joy. I'm eternally grateful that He called me to be His own and do His will. I'm especially grateful that He's patient with me, picking me up when I stumble in my walk with Him.
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Don't you wish there was some kind of a device you could stand in, and it would just suck all the crap out of your sinuses and chest? I do. 'Course, it would probably suck out more than crap, and I'd end up not needing to wear a bra anymore.
I don't have a cold, I'm just COLD. The temperature dropped more than 30 degrees in just a few hours, and the wind is blowing so hard I keep thinking, "Auntie Em! Auntie Em!"
I feel your pain. Want to share my Elavil?
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