The Madagascar Diet

I'm going to co-author a book with my son when he returns from his 3 month trip to Madagascar. I talked to him last weekend on Skype and found that he's lost 15 pounds in 8 weeks. I figure we can call it the Madagascar Diet: it'll sound really exotic and mysterious, but all it really entails is eating only 2 meals a day that consist mostly of rice. Just for kicks we'll throw in recipes on Beetle Burgers (okay, so this link doesn't take you to beetle recipes. I actually couldn't find any, so I'll have to get creative in my recipes!). I could also highlight my Lemur Lasagne and Mashed Millipedes, served on rice, of course! If you'd like to be a taste-tester, please let me know. My kids have already declined the job.